May
13
2008

Who Said That?!

Teacher says to class: “I shall now read you some quotes. Whoever can tell me who said them, and when, they can go home early”.

Teacher: “Who said “We will fight them on the beaches”?”

Lim Sung Wu: “Winston Churchill, 1942”.
Teacher: “Very good, you can go home right now, if you wish”.
Lim Sung Wu: “I will stay teacher, I’m going to be a doctor, and I need to learn all I can”.
Teacher: “Who said “I shall return”?”
Sing Lam Po: “Douglas McArthur, 1944”.
Teacher: “Very good, you can go home right now, if you wish”.
Sing Lam Po: I will stay teacher, I’m going to be a lawyer, and I need to learn all I can”.
Johnny, at the back of the room, mutters: “Bloody Asians”.
Teacher: “Who said that?”
Johnny: “Pauline Hanson, 1996”, and he runs out of the room, “I’m going home now, see you tomorrow, teacher”.
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